What it takes to be a Quaran-QUEEN
- Sarah Maidi
- Jun 30, 2020
- 3 min read
Quarantine sucks! That's right, I said it...it SUCKS! Don't get me wrong I love my ability to spend some real quality family time, but quarantine sucks. I just keep trying to come up with new schedules daily, but just end up binging on food, Netflix, food, Hulu... oh and did I mention, food? My schedule has truly gone to the dumps...let alone my baby Moshe, and husband Yosef.
But unlike how I have been spending my days there is a particular species I'd like to talk about. YES beauties...the QUARANQUEENS. They are a species like no other...and I am here to give you the in. Want to become a quaranqueen? Just keep reading!

TIK TOK. No I am not talking about a clock here...and if you are wondering what this is than you must be like..really...old because all people, of all ages, shapes ,and sizes are jumping on the Tik-Tok wagon. Tik Tok is your way in! Its your way to get millions of subscribers watching your wannabe funny videos, or your failed attempts at learning dances for no apparent reason. Heck, even I have one (@sarahmaidistudio duh)! Granted its not as funny as the good ol' Vine...or as my old Dubsmashes. None the less, if you want to be a quaranqueen- you MUST have a Tik Tok account. Plus its a great way to make the time pass.

Workouts. If you are not in you skin tight leggings and a tank...what are you waiting for?! Go grab that bottle of water...no time to binge on food. We can not, and will not leave this quarantine looking all chubby- I mean, hello summer bods! Go order in some take out kale salad, and be careful not to eat too many walnuts (they are super fatty) and let's keep ourselves in check...anybody want an accountability partner???? Post it on your instagram stories because...if there is no proof are you actually doing it?? HMMM... I DONT THINK SO!! You can catch me sitting here...eating away my feelings with some vodka ices I made while paying for a workout subscription I haven't touched in months.

Makeup & Hair. BEAUTY, you CAN NOT be a QUARANQUEEN without a full BEAT face of makeup! NO you CAN NOT! Some people you might want to be watching on YouTube or following on instagram (other than myself @sarahmaidistudio) is: Jaclyn Hill- ya'll know I am a ride or die here. Nikki tutorials, James Charles, Jackie Riley, Makeup by Mario, Makeup by Alinna, Ann Knook...okay the list goes on. For hair; take out your 1 inch babyliss...yup! the one every single stylist you know has, and get to curling...because your hair is the crown you can never take off...so work it!

Nails. Okay, this one can get a bit intense, if you're like me and always have their nails done then you most definitely are letting your natural nails breathe. But if you want to be part of the royalty you have a few options. 1. Press-on nails (with, or without glue. personally I prefer the glue for a stronger hold) 2. Sticker nails- all you have to do is grab a nail filer and acetone 3. Old school mani...unless your ambidextrous one hand will always be a complete disaster that will frustrate you to the high heavens! You will continuously try to fix it which will leave you with natural nails...like me... right now...
Last but not least...in fact this is probably the most important one of all.

Tie Dye. YES I SAID IT bring back the 60's peeps! According to Tik Tok you can literally tie dye anything and everything!! From coloring sheets and sweaters to bleaching pants and socks, you name it...DIY it! Take videos of your step by step process so you can prove to everyone that you did NOT buy it...cause who does that these days?? Here is to uploading your first ever Tik Tok! Oh and be sure to share it to instagram so your followers can see how cool you are these days!
And once all that is said and done, get into your best pair of sweats, and join me for a quarantine binge! Now that my beauties, is how to become a quaranQUEEN!
XOXO
Sarah
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